Rove: Daniel Radcliffe, who would you turn gay for?
Daniel: You know, I think Albert Einstein if he was alive because I think intelligence is sexy.
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you can pick them up too:)
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i LOVE your tumblr. it makes me happy. i have this one squirtle pillow ive slept with every night since the 1st grade. im almost 20 now. i just thought this was nice. (:
Oh, wow, I have that exact same one. My mom bought it for me when I was five. :D
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- Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
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- Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
- Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
- Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
- Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
- Hermione Granger and the Time I Got Two Idiots Out Of A Crisis
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This is relevant.
I want to just go home, go to city college for two years, and transfer to UC Berkeley. Maybe I could just commute to school then, and I wouldn’t have to deal with people. I hate the dorms, I hate eating in a goddamned dining hall for every meal, and I hate how noisy people are. It’s fucking 3 am. People are trying to sleep, asshole. I hate it when people I don’t know stare at me, and I hate it when they say “Hi” or try to sit with me when I’m eating. I’m alone for a reason. I hate my classes, too. I got a C+ on my last philosophy essay, and I’ll probably get another one or worse because I don’t give a shit and wrote it in an hour and a half even though it’s worth 40% of our grade. I wish I could still get away with stuff like that. In seminar, I would have gotten at least an A- on it, and that was supposed to be a “hard” class. My GPA is going to suck. There are people everywhere. I fucking hate it. Go away, everyone. Maybe I could invest in the stock market, and when the economy bounces back, I’ll be a multimillionaire, and I can go live by myself without worrying about money.